So yeah. You ever have a moment like the following?
Last week, I went to the used bookstore, and while waiting in the checkout line, there was a cute blonde at the register. Nice body, and really tight pants. Short blonde hair that's styled really cute. You're like "alll riiiight".
And then he turns around.
Note: I am a heterosexual male.
heptadecagon, with a feline twist.